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  <title>CATS RULE - About</title>
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    <span class="logo">CATS RULE</span>
    <a href="index.html">Home</a>
    <a href="about.html">About</a>
    <a href="species/persian.html">Persian</a>
    <a href="species/siamese.html">Siamese</a>
    <a href="species/maine-coon.html">Maine Coon</a>
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    <a href="index.html" class="back">&larr; Back Home</a>
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      <h1>About This Site</h1>
      <p>Welcome to CATS RULE, the internet's most brutally honest tribute to the feline species. We believe cats are not just pets - they are tiny, furry deities who have graciously allowed us to share their planet.</p>

      <h2>Our Mission</h2>
      <p>To spread the undeniable truth that cats are the pinnacle of evolution. Every whisker twitch, every slow blink, every 3 AM sprint across the hallway is a masterpiece of nature's engineering.</p>

      <h2>Why Neo-Brutalism?</h2>
      <p>Because cats don't do subtle. They knock things off tables with zero remorse. They stare at you with an intensity that could melt steel. This bold, unapologetic design style matches their bold, unapologetic energy perfectly.</p>

      <h2>Fun Cat Facts</h2>
      <ul>
        <li>Cats spend 70% of their lives sleeping. Goals.</li>
        <li>A group of cats is called a "clowder." We call it a "blessing."</li>
        <li>Cats have over 20 different vocalizations. Most of them mean "feed me."</li>
        <li>Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. They were right.</li>
        <li>A cat's purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone healing. Literal healing machines.</li>
        <li>Cats can rotate their ears 180 degrees. They hear everything. They just choose to ignore it.</li>
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      <h2>Contact</h2>
      <p>If you want to reach us, leave a can of tuna on your doorstep and meow three times. Alternatively, just appreciate cats more. That works too.</p>
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  <footer>CATS RULE &copy; 2026 &mdash; Made with love and cat hair</footer>
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