diff --git a/.github/workflows/mcp-release-please.yml b/.github/workflows/mcp-release-please.yml
index 8e903db9f..6a8577a03 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/mcp-release-please.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/mcp-release-please.yml
@@ -343,36 +343,11 @@ jobs:
           # number of leading non-successes; no success in the window at all means the whole window is bad.
           # Escalates ONCE per outage by reusing an open issue instead of filing a new one per commit -- an
           # alert that repeats per attempt is the same unread noise in a different place.
+          # #10146: this was 30 lines of inline bash duplicating what selfhost.yml now also needs. Same class,
+          # same threshold, one implementation -- scripts/escalate-workflow-outage.ts. Behaviour is unchanged
+          # except the tracking issue's title, which is now workflow-generic rather than publish-specific.
           escalate_persistent_publish_failure() {
-            local workflow="$1" threshold=3 leading
-            # $c below is a JQ variable bound by `as $c`, so the single quotes are required -- letting the
-            # shell expand it would hand jq an empty filter.
-            # shellcheck disable=SC2016
-            leading=$(gh api "repos/${GITHUB_REPOSITORY}/actions/workflows/${workflow}/runs?per_page=10&status=completed" \
-              --jq '[.workflow_runs[].conclusion] as $c | (($c | index("success")) // ($c | length))' 2>/dev/null || echo 0)
-            if [ "${leading:-0}" -lt "$threshold" ]; then
-              echo "$workflow: ${leading:-0} consecutive failure(s) -- below the $threshold-commit escalation threshold, treating as transient."
-              return 0
-            fi
-            local body
-            body=$(printf '%s\n' \
-              "\`$workflow\` has failed on **${leading} consecutive runs**." \
-              "" \
-              "That is no longer a flake being retried -- a deterministic failure fails identically every time, so the package has not been publishing at all for that entire stretch. Retrying it further buys nothing." \
-              "" \
-              "Check the most recent run's logs, fix the cause, and close this issue; it is re-filed automatically only if the failure streak reaches ${threshold} again after a success." \
-              "" \
-              "Filed automatically by the release workflow (#9951).")
-            local existing
-            existing=$(gh issue list --state open --search "publish outage ${workflow} in:title" --json number --jq '.[0].number // empty' 2>/dev/null || echo "")
-            if [ -n "$existing" ]; then
-              echo "$workflow: standing outage already tracked in #$existing -- not filing a duplicate."
-            else
-              gh issue create --title "publish outage: $workflow has failed on consecutive commits" \
-                --label maintainer-only --body "$body" >/dev/null \
-                && echo "::error::$workflow has failed $leading consecutive runs -- standing outage filed." \
-                || echo "::warning::$workflow standing outage detected but the tracking issue could not be filed."
-            fi
+            node --experimental-strip-types "${GITHUB_WORKSPACE}/scripts/escalate-workflow-outage.ts" --workflow "$1"
           }
 
           # packages/loopover-mcp and packages/loopover-miner carry REAL runtime `dependencies` entries on
diff --git a/.github/workflows/selfhost.yml b/.github/workflows/selfhost.yml
index 11fd188b7..0299c45b5 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/selfhost.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/selfhost.yml
@@ -172,3 +172,33 @@ jobs:
           curl -sf http://127.0.0.1:8787/metrics | grep -q 'loopover_uptime_seconds'
           docker logs gt 2>&1 | grep -q 'selfhost_migrations_applied'
           echo "self-host smoke test passed"
+
+  # #10146: a post-merge workflow going red blocks nothing and pages no one. This one caught migration 0209's
+  # SQLite-only AUTOINCREMENT correctly on the very first push (#10138) and then stayed red across five
+  # consecutive runs while PRs kept merging, because the only signal was a red check on a branch nobody was
+  # watching. #9951 had already solved this exact class for the publish workflows; the escalation is now a
+  # shared script rather than a second copy of it.
+  #
+  # Deliberately `failure()` and not `always()`: a success must never file anything. Deliberately consecutive
+  # -- one red run is a flake and alerting on it is how an alert gets muted.
+  escalate-persistent-failure:
+    name: escalate persistent failure
+    needs: build-boot
+    if: ${{ failure() }}
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    timeout-minutes: 5
+    permissions:
+      contents: read
+      # The one thing this job does that build-boot cannot: file the tracking issue.
+      issues: write
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@3d3c42e5aac5ba805825da76410c181273ba90b1 # v7
+        with:
+          persist-credentials: false
+      - uses: actions/setup-node@820762786026740c76f36085b0efc47a31fe5020 # v7
+        with:
+          node-version-file: .nvmrc
+      - name: Escalate if this workflow has failed on consecutive runs
+        env:
+          GH_TOKEN: ${{ github.token }}
+        run: node --experimental-strip-types scripts/escalate-workflow-outage.ts --workflow selfhost.yml
diff --git a/scripts/escalate-workflow-outage.ts b/scripts/escalate-workflow-outage.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..af721645a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/scripts/escalate-workflow-outage.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,116 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env node
+// Escalate a workflow that has failed on CONSECUTIVE runs, once per outage (#10146, generalising #9951).
+//
+// #9951 built this for the publish workflows after they failed on every single main commit for as far back
+// as the run history went -- a one-line missing build step -- while nobody noticed, because the only signal
+// was a `::warning::` nobody reads and a red check that looks like release noise.
+//
+// The identical thing then happened to selfhost.yml. Migration 0209 shipped SQLite-only `AUTOINCREMENT`
+// (#10138); the real-Postgres suite caught it correctly on the very first push, and the workflow stayed red
+// across five consecutive runs while PRs kept merging, because a post-merge failure blocks nothing and pages
+// no one. Two instances of one class is the point at which the mechanism belongs in one place instead of
+// being reimplemented per workflow -- which is why this is a script both callers invoke rather than a second
+// copy of the bash.
+//
+// ── A FLAKE AND AN OUTAGE ARE DIFFERENT THINGS ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// A deterministic failure fails identically every time, so a retry buys nothing and a single red run is not
+// evidence of one. Consecutive failures at the HEAD of the run history are. Below the threshold this stays
+// silent on purpose: an alert that fires on every transient red is the same unread noise in a new place.
+//
+// ── ONCE PER OUTAGE ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// An open tracking issue is reused rather than a fresh one filed per commit, for the same reason.
+
+import { execFileSync } from "node:child_process";
+
+/**
+ * PURE. How many runs at the head of the history did NOT succeed.
+ *
+ * `runs` is newest-first, as the GitHub API returns it. A window with no success anywhere means the whole
+ * window is bad -- that is the standing-outage case, and reporting `length` rather than 0 is what makes it
+ * escalate instead of silently reading as healthy. That distinction is the entire point: the naive
+ * `indexOf("success")` returns -1 there, and -1 treated as a count would report "no failures" for the worst
+ * possible state.
+ */
+export function leadingNonSuccessCount(runs: readonly (string | null | undefined)[]): number {
+  const firstSuccess = runs.findIndex((conclusion) => conclusion === "success");
+  return firstSuccess === -1 ? runs.length : firstSuccess;
+}
+
+/** The tracking issue's title for a workflow. Stable, and derived from the workflow file name, so the
+ *  reuse-an-open-issue lookup below can find the one this outage already filed. */
+export function outageIssueTitle(workflow: string): string {
+  return `workflow outage: ${workflow} has failed on consecutive runs`;
+}
+
+function gh(args: readonly string[]): string {
+  return execFileSync("gh", args, { encoding: "utf8", stdio: ["ignore", "pipe", "pipe"] }).trim();
+}
+
+function outageBody(workflow: string, streak: number, threshold: number): string {
+  return [
+    `\`${workflow}\` has failed on **${streak} consecutive runs**.`,
+    "",
+    "That is no longer a flake being retried -- a deterministic failure fails identically every time, so this",
+    "has been broken for that entire stretch and every run since the first one was already telling us so.",
+    "",
+    "Check the most recent run's logs, fix the cause, and close this issue. It is re-filed automatically only",
+    `if the failure streak reaches ${threshold} again after a success.`,
+    "",
+    "Filed automatically by scripts/escalate-workflow-outage.ts (#10146).",
+  ].join("\n");
+}
+
+function parseArg(name: string, fallback?: string): string {
+  const index = process.argv.indexOf(`--${name}`);
+  const value = index === -1 ? undefined : process.argv[index + 1];
+  if (value === undefined || value.startsWith("--")) {
+    if (fallback !== undefined) return fallback;
+    console.error(`escalate-workflow-outage: --${name} is required`);
+    process.exit(2);
+  }
+  return value;
+}
+
+function main(): void {
+  const workflow = parseArg("workflow");
+  const threshold = Number(parseArg("threshold", "3"));
+  const repo = process.env.GITHUB_REPOSITORY ?? "";
+  if (!repo) {
+    console.error("escalate-workflow-outage: GITHUB_REPOSITORY is not set");
+    process.exit(2);
+  }
+
+  let conclusions: (string | null)[] = [];
+  try {
+    conclusions = JSON.parse(
+      gh(["api", `repos/${repo}/actions/workflows/${workflow}/runs?per_page=10&status=completed`, "--jq", "[.workflow_runs[].conclusion]"]),
+    ) as (string | null)[];
+  } catch (error) {
+    // Never fail the caller over the ALERTING path -- the workflow this runs in has already failed, and
+    // turning "could not check the streak" into a second red is pure noise on top of the real problem.
+    console.warn(`::warning::escalate-workflow-outage: could not read run history for ${workflow}: ${String(error)}`);
+    return;
+  }
+
+  const streak = leadingNonSuccessCount(conclusions);
+  if (streak < threshold) {
+    console.log(`${workflow}: ${streak} consecutive failure(s) -- below the ${threshold}-run escalation threshold, treating as transient.`);
+    return;
+  }
+
+  const title = outageIssueTitle(workflow);
+  try {
+    const existing = gh(["issue", "list", "--repo", repo, "--state", "open", "--search", `${title} in:title`, "--json", "number", "--jq", ".[0].number // empty"]);
+    if (existing) {
+      console.log(`${workflow}: standing outage already tracked in #${existing} -- not filing a duplicate.`);
+      return;
+    }
+    gh(["issue", "create", "--repo", repo, "--title", title, "--label", "maintainer-only", "--body", outageBody(workflow, streak, threshold)]);
+    console.log(`::error::${workflow} has failed ${streak} consecutive runs -- standing outage filed.`);
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.warn(`::warning::${workflow} standing outage detected but the tracking issue could not be filed: ${String(error)}`);
+  }
+}
+
+// Only run when invoked directly, so the pure helpers above stay importable by tests.
+if (process.argv[1] && import.meta.url === `file://${process.argv[1]}`) main();
diff --git a/test/unit/escalate-workflow-outage.test.ts b/test/unit/escalate-workflow-outage.test.ts
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..88eec5d11
--- /dev/null
+++ b/test/unit/escalate-workflow-outage.test.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,58 @@
+import { describe, expect, it } from "vitest";
+
+import { leadingNonSuccessCount, outageIssueTitle } from "../../scripts/escalate-workflow-outage";
+
+// #10146: a post-merge workflow going red blocks nothing and pages no one.
+//
+// #9951 built this counting for the publish workflows after they failed on every main commit for as far back
+// as the run history went, unnoticed. The same thing then happened to selfhost.yml: it caught migration
+// 0209's SQLite-only AUTOINCREMENT (#10138) correctly on the FIRST push and stayed red for five consecutive
+// runs while PRs kept merging. Two instances of one class is when the mechanism belongs in one place, so the
+// bash moved into a script both workflows call -- and the arithmetic that decides "flake or outage" is the
+// part worth pinning, because getting it wrong in either direction destroys the alert's usefulness.
+
+describe("leadingNonSuccessCount (#10146)", () => {
+  it("counts the unbroken run of non-successes at the HEAD of the history", () => {
+    // Newest-first, as the GitHub API returns it.
+    expect(leadingNonSuccessCount(["failure", "failure", "success", "failure"])).toBe(2);
+  });
+
+  it("is zero when the most recent run succeeded, however bad the history behind it", () => {
+    // A fixed workflow must stop alerting immediately -- an alert that persists after the fix gets muted,
+    // and then the NEXT real outage is invisible.
+    expect(leadingNonSuccessCount(["success", "failure", "failure", "failure", "failure"])).toBe(0);
+  });
+
+  it("REGRESSION: a window with NO success anywhere reports the whole window, not zero", () => {
+    // The case the whole mechanism exists for, and the easiest to get backwards. `indexOf("success")`
+    // returns -1 here; treating that as a count reports "no failures" for the single worst possible state --
+    // a workflow that has never once succeeded in its recorded history. That is precisely the shape #9951
+    // found (publish red on every commit as far back as the history went) and the shape selfhost.yml was in
+    // for five runs.
+    expect(leadingNonSuccessCount(["failure", "failure", "failure"])).toBe(3);
+    expect(leadingNonSuccessCount(Array(10).fill("failure"))).toBe(10);
+  });
+
+  it("treats cancelled, timed_out and null as non-successes — only an actual success breaks the streak", () => {
+    // A cancelled or still-unrecorded run is not evidence the workflow works. Counting it as a success would
+    // silently reset the streak and suppress the alert.
+    expect(leadingNonSuccessCount(["cancelled", "timed_out", null, undefined, "failure", "success"])).toBe(5);
+  });
+
+  it("is zero for an empty history, so a brand-new workflow never alerts", () => {
+    expect(leadingNonSuccessCount([])).toBe(0);
+  });
+
+  it("does not treat a non-'success' string as success on a prefix match", () => {
+    expect(leadingNonSuccessCount(["successful", "success"])).toBe(1);
+  });
+});
+
+describe("outageIssueTitle", () => {
+  it("is derived from the workflow file, so the reuse lookup finds the issue this outage already filed", () => {
+    // Filing once per outage instead of once per commit is the difference between an alert and noise, and it
+    // depends entirely on this string being stable and identifying.
+    expect(outageIssueTitle("selfhost.yml")).toBe("workflow outage: selfhost.yml has failed on consecutive runs");
+    expect(outageIssueTitle("publish-mcp.yml")).not.toBe(outageIssueTitle("publish-miner.yml"));
+  });
+});