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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
    <meta charset="UTF-8">
    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
    <title>Random Degree Generator</title>
</head>
<body>
    <h1>Random Degree Generator</h1>

    <form>
        <label for="subject">Select Subject:</label><br>
        <input type="radio" name="subject" value="Normal" id="subjectNormal" checked> Normal
        <input type="radio" name="subject" value="Incomprehensible" id="subjectIncomprehensible"> Incomprehensible
        <input type="radio" name="subject" value="Silly" id="subjectSilly"> Silly
        <input type="radio" name="subject" value="All" id="subjectAll"> All
        <br><br>

        <label for="descriptor">Select Descriptor:</label><br>
        <input type="radio" name="descriptor" value="Normal" id="descriptorNormal" checked> Normal
        <input type="radio" name="descriptor" value="Incomprehensible" id="descriptorIncomprehensible"> Incomprehensible
        <input type="radio" name="descriptor" value="Silly" id="descriptorSilly"> Silly
        <input type="radio" name="descriptor" value="All" id="descriptorAll"> All
        <br><br>

        <button type="button" onclick="generateRandomDegree()">Generate</button>
    </form>

    <p id="generatedDegree"></p>

    <script>
        function generateRandomDegree() {
            const subject = document.querySelector('input[name="subject"]:checked').value;
            const descriptor = document.querySelector('input[name="descriptor"]:checked').value;

            fetchRandomDegree(subject, descriptor);
        }

        function fetchRandomDegree(subject, descriptor) {
            const generatedDegree = generateDegree(subject, descriptor);
            displayGeneratedDegree(generatedDegree);
        }

        function generateDegree(subject, descriptor) {
            const subjects = {
                'Normal': 'normal',
                'Incomprehensible': 'incomp',
                'Silly': 'silly',
                'All': 'all'
            };

            const subjectStyle = subjects[subject];
            const descriptors = {
                'Normal': 'normal',
                'Incomprehensible': 'incomp',
                'Silly': 'silly',
                'All': 'all'
            };

            const descriptorStyle = descriptors[descriptor];
            const generatedDegree = despacer(`Masters of ${degree()} in ${adjective(descriptorStyle)} ${noun(subjectStyle)}`);
            return generatedDegree;
        }

        function displayGeneratedDegree(generatedDegree) {
            const generatedDegreeElement = document.getElementById('generatedDegree');
            generatedDegreeElement.textContent = generatedDegree;
        }

        function degree() {
            const normalTypes = ['Science', 'Clinical Science', 'Medical Science', 'Biomedical Science', 'Health Science', 'Biological Science'];
            return normalTypes[Math.floor(Math.random() * normalTypes.length)];
        }

        function noun(style) {
            const normalNouns = ['Informatics', 'Investigation', 'Research', 'Analysis', 'Inspection', 'Examination', 'Reasoning', 'Inference', 'Evaluation', 'Interpretation'];
            const incompNouns = ['Cogitation', 'Dialectics', 'Ratiocination', 'Syllogization', 'Illation', 'Predication', 'Rationalization', 'Clarification', 'Discernment', 'Acumen', 'Percipience'];
            const sillyNouns = ['Guestimation', 'Exaggeration', 'Misinterpretation', 'Pretention', 'Fabrication', "Learnin'"];
            const allNouns = normalNouns.concat(incompNouns, sillyNouns);

            const subDict = {
                'normal': normalNouns,
                'incomp': incompNouns,
                'silly': sillyNouns,
                'all': allNouns
            };

            return subDict[style][Math.floor(Math.random() * subDict[style].length)];
        }

        function adjective(style) {
            const normAdj = ['Research', 'Predictive', 'Quantitative', 'Evidence-Based', 'Health', 'Community', 'Medical', 'AI', 'Computing', 'Social', 'Environmental Health', 'Psychological', 'Scientific', 'Technological Health', 'Computational', 'Cognitive', 'Neurological', 'Biological'];
            const incompAdj = ['Cultural Health', 'Political Health', 'Economic Health', 'Psychological', 'Educational Health', 'Historical Health', 'Financial Health', 'Spiritual Health', 'Philosophical Health', 'Mathematical Health', 'Statistical Health'];
            const sillyAdj = ['Quantum', 'Pseudo-', '16th-Century', '26th-Century', 'Miscellaneous', 'Assorted', 'Recycled', 'Questionable'];
            const allAdj = normAdj.concat(incompAdj, sillyAdj);

            const subDict = {
                'normal': normAdj,
                'incomp': incompAdj,
                'silly': sillyAdj,
                'all': allAdj
            };

            return subDict[style][Math.floor(Math.random() * subDict[style].length)];
        }

        function despacer(str) {
            return str.replace('- ', '-');
        }
    </script>
</body>
</html>