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<html>
  <head>
    <style>
      #input,#btn{
        display:block;
        position:fixed;
        width:70%;
        height:5vw;
        top:50%;
        left:50%;
        margin-left:-35%;
        margin-top:-6vw;
        text-align: center;
        font-size: 3vw;
        font-family: Trebuchet MS,Arial,sans-serif;
        font-weight: bold;
        color: #333;
      }
      #btn{
        display:block;
        position:fixed;
        width:20%;
        left:50%;
        top:50%;
        height:4vw;
        margin-left:-10%;
        margin-top:20px;
        font-size:2vw;
        cursor:pointer;
        background-color: #aaa;
        border: none;
        color: #efefef;
      }
    </style>
    <script>
      var phrase=["lawyer","up","delete","the","gym","hit","facebook"];
      var testimonials=["\"It's so useless it's stupid\" - Mom","\"This site changed my life! I'm now hated by everyone in my delete chat.\" - Jimmy",
      "\"Instructions unclear. Gym caught in toaster.\" - Kevin","\"This is what the internet was made for!\" - Tim Berners-Lee","\"Absolutely brilliant in every way.\" - Stephen Hawking",
      "\"The greatest source of information ever!\" [citation needed] - J. Wales","\"sdfgsdbfsnmervt qbmtcnwbexd wrnmqwcxrqw\" - Khajiit"];
      var result;
      function setup(){
        document.getElementById("mainTest").innerHTML=testimonials[Math.floor(Math.random()*testimonials.length)];
        random();
      }
      function random(){
        var legalChars="0123456";
        result="";
        for (i=0;i<7;i++){
          var pos=legalChars.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random()*legalChars.length));
          result+=phrase[parseInt(pos)];
          if (i<6){result+=" ";}  //add a space between the words
          var newString="";
          for (n=0;n<legalChars.length;n++){
            if (legalChars.charAt(n)!=pos){
              newString+=legalChars.charAt(n);
            }
          }
          legalChars=newString;
        }
        document.getElementById("input").value=result;
      }
    </script>
  </head>
  <body style="background-color:#222; width:100%; overflow-x:hidden" onload=setup()>
    <input id="input"></input>
    <button id="btn" onclick=random()>New copypasta!</button>
    <testimonials style="position:fixed; display:block; width:100%; height:100px; bottom:0; left:0; text-align:center; font-family:Trebuchet MS,Arial,sans-serif; color:#888; font-size:1.6vw">
      Testimonials
      <div id="mainTest" style="display:block; position:absolute; top:3vw; color:#aaa; width: 100%; height: 50%;"></div>
    </testimonials>
  </body>
</html>