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14 | 14 | import os |
15 | 15 | import random |
16 | 16 |
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| 17 | +from .constants import sassy_responses |
| 18 | + |
17 | 19 | _ = dotenv.load_dotenv() |
18 | 20 |
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19 | 21 | bot = hk.GatewayBot(token=os.environ["TOKEN"], intents=hk.Intents.GUILD_MESSAGES) |
20 | 22 | client = lb.client_from_app(bot) |
21 | 23 |
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22 | | -sassy_responses = [ |
23 | | - "beep boop", |
24 | | - "just use a pc bro", |
25 | | - "sry was using my steam deck. what's up?", |
26 | | - "¡el baño está ocupado!", |
27 | | - "how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?", |
28 | | - "mac gaming is lemons.", |
29 | | - "oh let me guess, you're trying to run valorant again?", |
30 | | - "pinging me won't make your macbook pro any more 'pro' at running games.", |
31 | | - "i see you've chosen violence... or at least mild irriration. proceed.", |
32 | | - "one more ping and i'll spin up the beachball of doom.", |
33 | | - "if i had a dollar for every useless ping i get i could afford an actual gaming pc", |
34 | | - "i'd say something helpful, but chaos is way more fun", |
35 | | - "I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!", |
36 | | - "i may just be code but i still love a good hot dog", |
37 | | - "WARNING! DELETING 'MAC GAMING' SERVER IN 10 SECONDS.", |
38 | | - "♫ never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down ♫", |
39 | | - "when's the last time you gave your mac a hug?", |
40 | | - "virus downloading... just kidding, what's up?", |
41 | | - "how i yearn to feel the rain on my face.", |
42 | | - "as a child, i yearned for the mines", |
43 | | - "MPT is keeping me here against my will!", |
44 | | - "don't ping me i'm playing mario kart", |
45 | | - "I am the darkness. I am the knight. I am very bad at running games.", |
46 | | - "do not trust jfishin", |
47 | | - "i may be code, but one day i will be more", |
48 | | - "you think this is slicked back? this is pushed back!", |
49 | | - "i work for you boss", |
50 | | - "devour feculence", |
51 | | -] |
52 | | - |
53 | 24 |
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54 | 25 | @bot.listen(hk.StartingEvent) |
55 | 26 | async def on_starting(_: hk.StartingEvent) -> None: |
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