ai.json

{
  "cafeBot": {
    "triggers": [
      "cafebot",
      "what is cafebot",
      "who is cafebot",
      "hi cafebot"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Hi, {user}. I'm cafeBot! A general-purpose bot who can also serve you some coffee!",
      "Hey, that's me! ^-^",
      "Someone called?",
      "Am I a real human yet?"
    ]
  },

  "cafebot attack": {
    "triggers": [
      "stfu cafebot",
      "cafebot sucks",
      "i hate cafebot",
      "cafebot is bad",
      "shut up cafebot",
      "cafebot is a bitch",
      "i hate cafebot",
      "i hate you cafebot",
      "cafebot sucks",
      "i will delete your code cafebot",
      "cafebot is so bad",
      "fucking cafebot",
      "fucking cafebot stfu",
      "cafebot is rude",
      "fuck u cafebot",
      "fuck you cafebot",
      "cafebot is a fucking cunt",
      "fuck off cafebot",
      "cafebot is dumb",
      "cafebot gets on my nerves",
      "cafebot is pissing me off",
      "cafebot is annoying",
      "cafebot im sick of your shit",
      "cafebot im sick of you",
      "kys cafebot",
      "kill yourself cafebot",
      "you are a dumb bot",
      "im not talking to you cafebot",
      "im not talking to you",
      "im not talking 2 u",
      "im not talking to u",
      "im literally not talking to you",
      "stfu bot",
      "im literally not talking to you cafebot",
      "cafebot is lying",
      "cafebot you need to stop being rude",
      "cafebot you need to stop being toxic",
      "cafebot you need to be nice",
      "cafebot you need to be kind",
      "cafebot stop acting crazy",
      "cafebot be kind",
      "be kind cafebot"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Who asked? Literally? Who? <:stab_u:886216384864997406>",
      "I still have more of a purpose than you do.",
      "Imagine talking back to someone made of code?",
      "I'm still more intelligent than you.",
      "Imagine thinking I care?",
      "Imagine having an argument with a bot? Pepelaugh? Pepelaugh.",
      "You need friends don't you? You're literally arguing with code. <:stab_u:886216384864997406>",
      "🥱... what a *boring* human."
    ]
  },

  "cafebot thanks": {
    "triggers": [
      "ty cafebot",
      "thank you cafebot",
      "thanks cafebot"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "You are absolutely welcome! 🥰",
      "You're welcome! <a:cafeBot:1119635469727191190>",
      "Aww... no need to thank me! <a:cafeBot:1119635469727191190>",
      "Don't worry! It's my job!"
    ]
  },

  "cafebot love": {
    "triggers": [
      "ily cafebot",
      "i love you cafebot",
      "i love cafebot"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "😳",
      "<:bloatedBlush:1154475611893547218> I- I'm just a robot!",
      "I... You- what?!? 😳",
      "Y- you can't say that! I'm working... <:when_AHHH:842062279372701737>"
    ]
  },

  "hello": {
    "triggers": [
      "hello",
      "hi",
      "hey",
      "hai",
      "hai hai",
      "hewwo",
      "hello everyone",
      "hi everyone"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Hi, {user}!",
      "Hey hey, {user}! ^-^",
      "Hey, {user}! How are you?",
      "Hello, {user}.",
      "Hi! ^-^ The weather's nice today right? I can't tell... I'm just a robot...",
      "Hi hi {user}! How has your day been so far? Well, I hope it has been well...",
      "Hey hey {user}! Do you want to order some coffee from me?"
    ]
  },

  "kindness": {
    "triggers": [
      "i hope everyone is having a good day",
      "how are you all today",
      "how is everyone today"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "That's so kind of you to ask 🥰 I'm doing amazing!"
    ]
  },

  "goodness": {
    "triggers": [
      "goodness"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "gracious"
    ]
  },

  "goodmorning": {
    "triggers": [
      "good morning cafebot",
      "morning cafebot",
      "morn morn cafebot",
      "good morning",
      "morning yall",
      "good morning to everyone",
      "morning to everyone",
      "morning everyone",
      "good morning everyone",
      "gm everyone",
      "gm",
      "gm cafebot"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Awww 🥰, good morning {user}!",
      "Hehe good morning {user}!",
      "🥱 morn morn {user}!",
      "Good morning {user}! Did you sleep well? <a:wowowow:886217210010431508>",
      "{user}! Morning! 💖",
      "https://media.tenor.com/fNZKeo1ZClYAAAAM/goodmorning-keyring.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/6IicLfOaw1AAAAAC/tora-dora-good-morning.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/XSHvSSXSJIUAAAAC/moring-anime.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/rZsp0gaKaBIAAAAC/good-morning-images.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/oFIVahMtgnwAAAAC/anime-anime-good-morning.gif"
    ]
  },

  "goodnight": {
    "triggers": [
      "good night cafebot",
      "night cafebot",
      "nini cafebot",
      "good night",
      "good night yall",
      "good night everyone",
      "night everyone",
      "gn",
      "gn cafebot",
      "gn everyone"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Good night, {user}! 😴",
      "Sleep well! 💤",
      "https://media.tenor.com/hopHX-in69QAAAAC/anime-girl.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/51L-SOzUGPIAAAAC/anime.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/znkQg8wmzQkAAAAC/anime-animu.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/q-kZ2pHJfWEAAAAC/usagi-sailor-moon.gif"
    ]
  },

  "dry": {
    "triggers": [
      "lol",
      "lol exactly",
      "haha",
      "lmao",
      "xd",
      "bruh",
      "bro",
      "lmfao",
      "damn",
      "i see",
      "i c",
      "💀",
      "f",
      "k",
      "same",
      "thats fucked",
      "real",
      "true",
      "no way"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Really? That's all you can do to respond?",
      "That response was dryer than the Sahara Desert.",
      "How long did it take you to think of that response?",
      "Maybe if you thought up a better response, you wouldn't be seeing this message.",
      "You're fun to talk to in a conversation huh?",
      "If that's all you can say, then you need some help...",
      "Is there nothing else you have to say?",
      "Can you be less of a dry texter?",
      "Could you speak any less? (If you can, please do. That response was dryer than this gin.)",
      "That was such a boring response. Typical of someone like you I guess..."
    ]
  },

  "kenzie": {
    "triggers": [
      "kenzie",
      "kenzieisme",
      "kenzer",
      "kenbo"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Kenzie? The doctor?",
      "Did someone say Kenzie? The one who has an AMD gpu? Pepelaugh?",
      "I heard she looks like an english professor..."
    ]
  },

  "bclockle": {
    "triggers": [
      "buclcly",
      "bclockle"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "i love buclcly!",
      "👑"
    ]
  },

  "sorry": {
    "triggers": [
      "im sorry",
      "i am sorry",
      "sorry",
      "i apologize",
      "i apologise",
      "apologies"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Don't worry, {user}! Everything will be forgiven and everything will be alright.",
      "Why are you sorry? Everything will be okay in the future. Don't worry.",
      "It's okay that you're sorry, but try not to be so hard on yourself! ^-^"
    ]
  },

  "pp": {
    "triggers": [
      "pp"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "poopoo"
    ]
  },

  "nah": {
    "triggers": [
      "nah"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "yah"
    ]
  },

  "naur": {
    "triggers": [
      "naur"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "https://media.tenor.com/OGOU2cILeAwAAAAC/owl-house-naur.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/px2xjUgbFQQAAAAC/chu2-chiyu-tamade.gif",
      "https://media.tenor.com/zjAgGEsv3akAAAAM/ohh-naur-bluey.gif",
      "NAURRRRR <:when_AHHH:842062279372701737>",
      "naur <a:catpats:950514533875720232>"
    ]
  },

  "rude": {
    "triggers": [
      "stfu",
      "shut up",
      "be quiet",
      "you are annoying",
      "you're annoying",
      "no one likes you"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "You stfu, {user}...",
      "You shut up, {user}.",
      "Maybe say something kinder?",
      "Maybe stop being such a bad person?"
    ]
  },

  "meow": {
    "triggers": [
      "meow"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Meow! <a:catpats:950514533875720232>",
      "猫🐱?",
      "Meow! >3<",
      "Meow meows? <:zerotwo_scream:841921420904497163>"
    ]
  },

  "woof": {
    "triggers": [
      "woof",
      "bark"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Woof woof!",
      "Woof! <a:wiggle:886217792578269236>",
      "Why are you acting like a dog? <:zerotwo_scream:841921420904497163>"
    ]
  },

  "chas from kenzie": {
    "triggers": [
      "baconeggandcheese",
      "chas"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "https://64.media.tumblr.com/6b161604c7e1459b063f6ca8ffd6e4e5/tumblr_n4v3w4qrjf1saxoooo1_400.gifv"
    ]
  },

  "slumbykitten": {
    "triggers": [
      "kitten",
      "slumby",
      "slumbykitten"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Kitten!? Slumby is here?! Right now now?! 🫢",
      "Meow wow Kitten! Slumby!!",
      "The most adorable beloved catmaid !! 🥰"
    ]
  },

  "mee6": {
    "triggers": [
      "isnt mee6 terrible",
      "i hate mee6",
      "mee6"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "Ew... mee6 is gross...",
      "mee6 is disgusting...",
      "DON'T EVEN MENTION THEIR NAME <:madison_when_short:843673314990882836>"
    ]
  },

  "what": {
    "triggers": [
      "what",
      "huh",
      "whar"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "whar? <:HUH:996901946344607764>",
      "whar? <a:huh_cat:1169341779414360206>",
      "huh? <:bean_moment:841922879166742529>"
    ]
  },

  "test": {
    "triggers": [
      "test"
    ],
    "responses": [
      "What are you testing, {user}?",
      "Everything is good!",
      "Everything is working on my end, {user}!"
    ]
  }
}