docs: update status

chiptumor · web-flow · commit 0b31c3a1c504 · 2026-01-09T10:04:21.000-06:00
diff --git a/content/status.xml b/content/status.xml
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 <?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
 <status>
-    <imFeeling>guilty</imFeeling>
+    <imFeeling>exhausted</imFeeling>
     <body>
-        <p>things are goin down</p>
-        <p>im not sure how long it'll be until i get things resolved but if it appears unlikely ill explain everything in the marquee above</p>
-        <p>if youre against me in this scenario please believe ive been desperately making a long-term effort to better myself and clean my belongings</p>
-        <p>thank you for your patience</p>
+        <p>
+            fuck dude. the roblox chat update hit everyone with paranoia like a god damn
+            freight train
+        </p>
+        <p>
+            im getting banned from servers because a bot roaming around is telling everyone
+            my 'condo score' is a whopping zero point nine for having activity in a friend's
+            r34 server ten whole months ago
+        </p>
+        <p>
+            it doesnt help that everyone sees me as a generational gooner for things like
+            the cleavage in my pfp or that tweet i made back in 2025 march that says
+            "fortnite themed blowjob" or even <a href="#social">the section of my site that
+            says i repost furry butts</a>
+        </p>
+        <p>
+            sigh. whatever man. at least the bot helps with making <i>"educated"</i> guesses
+            instead of willy-nilly accusing furries and gaytards like SOME vigilantes on
+            this god forsaken platform
+        </p>
+        <p>
+            if you knew me from you vs. homer remasterdn't it is with my great displeasure
+            to say ive been banned from the server let alone lost my role as admin. no more
+            fly rounds or speed rounds unless and until agust becomes fond of me again
+        <p>
     </body>
 </status>
