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<?php include("header.php"); ?>
<div class="paragraph">
<h1>
You go to the bathroom.
</h1>
<p>
You enter the bathroom. At first you notice Zid crying in the corner. Zid is crying and yelling: "I need a new oven now I'll never get one. Screw this crappy competition. I never had a chance!"
<br> <br>
"Hey Zid, why didn't you have a chance?"
<br> <br>
"Don't you know anything!" Zid is angry and crying "that terrible judge hates apple pie! How was I supposed to know that! Screw her!"
<br> <br>
Just as you are about to respond, Dolop walks in.
<br> <br>
"Screw the judges!" yells Zid, running out of the room.
<br> <br>
"Well excuse me! I don't even want to be here!" says Dolop.
<br> <br>
"Why not?"
<br> <br>
"I signed up for a cake competition. And look where they put me. At a dumb pie competition. What a joke. Cake is far superior. I hate pie. If anything I'd like to thank the person that stole the pie. I'm glad it's over."
<br> <br>
"I see."
<br> <br>
As you leave the bathroom you notice Joid's feet in the last stall. Funny, you've heard multiple flushes from that stall...
</p>
</div>
<?php include("footer.php"); ?>