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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>

<head>
  <meta charset="utf-8">
  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width">
  <title>JokeSite</title>
  <style>
html, body {
  padding: 10px;
  height: 500px;
  width: 70%;
  position: sticky;
  align-items: center;
  margin: 20px;
  margin-left: 170px;
  background-color: rgb(252, 234, 132);
}
#joke{
  background-color: #739ffd;
  color: #0e0c0c;
  font-size: 50px;
  font-family: Cursive;
  padding: 10px;
  text-align: center;
  width: 100%;
  border: 2px solid black;
  background-image: url(https://img.freepik.com/free-photo/top-view-happy-orange-deck-chair_23-2148891810.jpg?ga=GA1.1.823261394.1740584975&semt=ais_hybrid);
}
h1{
    font-size:50px;
    color: blue;
    margin: 0;
    padding: 20px;
}
  </style>
</head>
<body>
    <div class="main">
    <h1>
        Laugh Hub 😂
      </h1>
  <div id="joke"> This is a sample joke
  </div>
</div>
  <script >
    let myjokes = [
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 12,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "\"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs.\"\n\"OK.\"\n\"Oh and while you're there, get some milk.\"\nHe never returned.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 18,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": true,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": true
    },
    "id": 30,
    "safe": false,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "Hey Girl,\nRoses are #ff0000,\nViolets are #0000ff,\nI use hex codes,\nBut I'd use RGB for you.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 41,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "\"We messed up the keming again guys.\"",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 20,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables.\nIt approaches, and asks \"may I join you?\"",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 5,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks \"Can I join you?\"",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 221,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "Documentation is like sex:\nWhen it's good, it's very good.\nWhen it's bad, it's better than nothing...",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": true,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "safe": false,
    "id": 305,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "\"Can I tell you a TCP joke?\"\n\"Please tell me a TCP joke.\"\n\"OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.\"",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 57,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "A byte walks into a bar looking miserable.\nThe bartender asks it: \"What's wrong buddy?\"\n\"Parity error.\" it replies. \n\"Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off.\"",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 24,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 259,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Dark",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. \"Are you still holding the ladder?\"",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 208,
    "safe": false,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Misc",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.\nSo I packed up my stuff and right.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 201,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 42,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 23,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "Eight bytes walk into a bar.\nThe bartender asks, \"Can I get you anything?\"\n\"Yeah,\" reply the bytes.\n\"Make us a double.\"",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 34,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Pun",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": true,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 202,
    "safe": false,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Programming",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 0,
    "safe": true,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Dark",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're \"being a respectful friend.\" Do it at home and you're \"destroying evidence.\"",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": false,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": true
    },
    "safe": false,
    "id": 274,
    "lang": "en"
  },
  {
    "category": "Misc",
    "type": "single",
    "joke": "What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump?\n\nI would tell you....\nBut I don't compare apples to oranges.",
    "flags": {
      "nsfw": false,
      "religious": false,
      "political": true,
      "racist": false,
      "sexist": false,
      "explicit": false
    },
    "id": 233,
    "safe": false,
    "lang": "en"
  }


]

let index = Math.floor(Math.random() * (myjokes.length - 1))
console.log(index)
joke.innerHTML = myjokes[index].joke
  </script>
</body>

</html>