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    <title>David Zabner, Spice Wizard of the Cosmic Snowflake</title>
    <meta name="description" content="the hero Iowa wants, but Boston needs: GRILLMAN">
    <meta name="author" content="Davood">

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            <a class="brand" href="#">The GrillCave</a>
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                <li><a href="index.html">Everything David</a></li>
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              <img src="img/david/7upspot.gif">&nbsp;
              <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">D</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF5A00">a</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFB400">v</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFff00">i</FONT><FONT COLOR="#A5ff00">d</FONT>
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              <FONT COLOR="#00ff00">i</FONT><FONT COLOR="#00ff5A">s</FONT>
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                <FONT COLOR="#00ffB4">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#00ffff">W</FONT><FONT COLOR="#00B4ff">E</FONT><FONT COLOR="#005Aff">S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#4B00ff">O</FONT><FONT COLOR="#A500ff">M</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF00ff">E</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF00B4">!</FONT>
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              "Now who'd have thought, that after all, Something as simple as rock 'n' roll would save us all."
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            <p>--David Zabner, 'I Still Believe'</p>
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          I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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      	<h1>David Zabner is Awesome</h1>
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        <h2>Some pictures of me</h2>
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              “Show some fucking adaptability!” --Peter Smith
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              “Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.” --Shinji, Neon Genesis Evangelion
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