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<div class="page">
  <div class="error-code">404</div>

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      <div class="terminal-title">phalus — page not found</div>
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      <div class="line"><span class="prompt">$ </span><span class="cmd">phalus resolve</span> <span class="output">GET <span class="highlight" id="current-path">/unknown</span></span></div>
      <div class="line">&nbsp;</div>
      <div class="line"><span class="error">ERROR</span> <span class="output">Page not found in any known registry.</span></div>
      <div class="line"><span class="error">ERROR</span> <span class="output">Agent A read the URL. Agent B has no idea what you're talking about.</span></div>
      <div class="line">&nbsp;</div>
      <div class="line"><span class="warn">WARN </span> <span class="output">The isolation firewall is intact — neither agent saw this page,</span></div>
      <div class="line"><span class="output">      because <span class="highlight">it does not exist</span>.</span></div>
      <div class="line">&nbsp;</div>
      <div class="line"><span class="info">INFO </span> <span class="output">Clean room status: <span class="highlight">technically clean</span> (nothing to contaminate)</span></div>
      <div class="line"><span class="info">INFO </span> <span class="output">Similarity score: <span class="highlight">0.00</span> (no page to compare against)</span></div>
      <div class="line"><span class="info">INFO </span> <span class="output">License obligations: <span class="highlight">none</span> (you can't violate a license on a void)</span></div>
      <div class="line">&nbsp;</div>
      <div class="line"><span class="prompt">$ </span><span class="type-line"><span class="cmd">phalus reimpl</span> <span class="output">--from-scratch "the page you wanted"</span></span><span class="cursor"></span></div>

      <div class="audit">
        <div class="audit-header">Audit Trail</div>
        <div class="audit-row"><span class="ts">00:00.000</span><span class="level info">INFO</span><span class="msg">Request received for nonexistent route</span></div>
        <div class="audit-row"><span class="ts">00:00.001</span><span class="level err">ERR </span><span class="msg">Page lookup failed — SHA-256 of nothing is still nothing</span></div>
        <div class="audit-row"><span class="ts">00:00.002</span><span class="level warn">WARN</span><span class="msg">Agent A suggests you check your URL</span></div>
        <div class="audit-row"><span class="ts">00:00.003</span><span class="level warn">WARN</span><span class="msg">Agent B suggests it's not his problem</span></div>
        <div class="audit-row"><span class="ts">00:00.004</span><span class="level info">INFO</span><span class="msg">Appending this 404 to the audit log. Everything gets logged.</span></div>
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  <div class="footer-note">
    This page has been independently reimplemented from scratch under 0BSD. No existing 404 pages were consulted. The clean room protocol was followed. Agent B has never seen a 404 page in its life and frankly it shows.
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