python-minis/ta_just_smiled.py at main · pizzadogsquared/python-minis · GitHub

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def conclusion():
    print("I don't know why it wouldn't compile, \nMy TA just smiled.\n")
def love():
    print("I added a cout << \"I <3 coding\",")
def escape():
    print("I added a backslash to escape the quotes,")
def make_it():
    print("I added a main to make it function,")
def scummy():
    print("I added a function and called it scum(),")

print("I once wrote a program that wouldn't compile")
conclusion()

print("My program did nothing \nSo I started typing.")
love()
conclusion()

print("\"Parse error,\" cried the compiler \nLuckily I'm such a code baller.")
escape()
love()
conclusion()

print("Now the compiler wanted an identifier \nAnd I thought the situation was getting dire.")
make_it()
escape()
love()
conclusion()

print("Python complained it expected an enum \nBoy, these computers really are dumb!")
scummy()
make_it()
escape()
love()
conclusion()