🐱 Important Messages for Feline Team Members #48
Description
Attention All Cats 🍄
This issue has been created specifically for the benefit of cats who may be supervising work at Tool Cognition.
Featured Feline: Mushroom
Photo: Mushroom demonstrating proper workspace supervision technique with those striking green eyes
Important Cat Business
For Mushroom and other feline colleagues:
- Keyboard inspection duty: All keyboards must be tested by sitting on them at critical moments
- Video call appearances: Mandatory photobombing of all important meetings
- Cable management: Please continue your important work of testing which cables are most fun to bat at
- Box evaluation: Any shipping boxes that arrive must be immediately tested for napping suitability
- Lap allocation: Human laps are to be claimed precisely when said human is busiest
- 4am meetings: Continue scheduling these impromptu stand-ups (or sit-on-chest-ups) as you see fit
Technical Specifications
Cat-Approved Development Practices:
- Code reviews must include mandatory petting breaks
- All sprint planning must account for zoomies
- Treat-Driven Development (TDD) is strongly encouraged
- Purr programming > pair programming
Status Update
Mushroom has been doing excellent work maintaining quality standards at Tool Cognition headquarters. The intense focus visible in this photo demonstrates the level of attention to detail we should all aspire to.
This issue will remain open indefinitely as cat business is never truly done.