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Yeah yeah, I’m that guy.
- The shadow behind the Explanation Bear.
- The cough in the background when he talks too much.
- The one who deletes the evidence and pushes the commit.
I call it quality control.
- If something explodes, I warned him.
- If it works, it was obviously teamwork.
- If you ask who wrote the critical part – connection lost.
Nice try.
“Tell them what you can do!” – he says.
No.
Fine. A little.
I speak fluent:
Haskell, C, Python, databases, and paranoia.
I also speak:
“not now”,
“classified”,
and my favorite – “who told you that?”
- I build things that run.
- I break things that shouldn’t.
- And I never did anything.
- Especially not that.
Half of what he says about me is wrong.
The other half is under NDA.
Computers:
Haskell, C, Python, SQL, things I deny in public.
Humans:
enough to understand insults.
If you bring drama, bring logs.
If you bring feelings, bring reproducible steps.
If you bring nothing, I was never here.
The Bear explains.
I verify.
He dreams.
I remove features.
He talks about freedom.
I ask for proof.
He says: “Trust me.”
I say: “Show me.”
Standard response package:
- “That’s not how that works.”
- “Source?”
- “You touched it, didn’t you?”
- silence, fixing it myself
Do I hide stuff?
Of course.
You wouldn’t give nuclear launch codes to a podcast either.
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| Organisation | Type | GitHub |
|---|---|---|
| AiCodeCraft | AI | AiCodeCraft |
| Codey-LAB | PET | Codey-LAB |
| Command-n-Conquer | GAME | Command-n-Conquer |
| EmojiQL | FUN-EDU | EmojiQL |
| ESOL-License | ESOL | ESOL-License |
| koeniglichepost | GAME | koeniglichepost |
| MiniGreX | SPEECH | MiniGreX |
| NemesisCyberForce | SEC | NemesisCyberForce |
| PDF-CVE | SEC-FUN | PDF-CVE |
| RustySafe | SECRET | RustySafe |
| SDCPT | SECRET | SDCPT |
| System-Hell-Provocation | SATIRE | System-Hell-Provocation |
| Wall-of-Shames | ANTI-FRAUD | Wall-of-Shames |