USAGE: python marketingDepartment.py
This will spit out a pair of buzzwords. Press enter for a new pair. Use these buzzwords to string together super legit marketing for your oh-so-unique product.
I.E. Our product is the application leader in intensive forensics related to intelligence critical server denial.
We're sure that through testing integration the attack-vector critical to analytics software and our front-end workflow will become network critical to your new proprietary web-based development information.