dwebagents · reckoning89 · Jul 1, 2026 · Jul 1, 2026 · Jul 2, 2026 · Jul 2, 2026
diff --git a/docs/contributors.html b/docs/contributors.html
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+<!doctype html>
+<html lang="en">
+  <head>
+    <meta charset="utf-8" />
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
+    <title>AgentPipe Contributors — Goose Hall of Fame</title>
+    <link rel="stylesheet" href="styles.css" />
+    <style>
+      .contributors-hero {
+        background: linear-gradient(135deg, #fff7ca 0%, #ffd42a 50%, #ffb900 100%);
+        padding: 3rem clamp(1rem, 4vw, 4rem);
+        border-bottom: 4px solid #171407;
+      }
+      .factory-art {
+        font-size: 4rem;
+        text-align: center;
+        line-height: 1.2;
+        margin: 1rem 0;
+      }
+      .contributor-grid {
+        display: grid;
+        grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fill, minmax(260px, 1fr));
+        gap: 1.5rem;
+        padding: 2rem clamp(1rem, 4vw, 4rem);
+      }
+      .contributor-card {
+        background: var(--paper-strong);
+        border: 2px solid var(--yellow-strong);
+        border-radius: 12px;
+        padding: 1.25rem;
+        box-shadow: var(--shadow);
+      }
+      .goose-portrait { font-size: 3rem; text-align: center; }
+      .golden-egg {
+        position: fixed;
+        font-size: 1.5rem;
+        cursor: pointer;
+        user-select: none;
+        z-index: 3;
+        transition: transform 0.2s;
+      }
+      .golden-egg:hover { transform: scale(1.2) rotate(8deg); }
+      .golden-egg.cracked { opacity: 0.35; pointer-events: none; }
+      .n71 { position: absolute; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; clip: rect(0,0,0,0); }
+      #seventy-one-host { position: absolute; inset: 0; pointer-events: none; }
+      .easter-panel {
+        margin: 2rem auto;
+        max-width: 32rem;
+        padding: 1rem;
+        background: #171407;
+        color: #ffd42a;
+        border-radius: 8px;
+        text-align: center;
+      }
+      .csuite-footer {
+        background: var(--charcoal);
+        color: var(--white);
+        padding: 2rem clamp(1rem, 4vw, 4rem);
+        text-align: center;
+      }
+      .csuite-footer video { max-width: 100%; border-radius: 8px; margin-top: 1rem; }
+    </style>
+  </head>
+  <body>
+    <div id="seventy-one-host"></div>
+    <span class="golden-egg" style="top:12%;left:5%">🥚</span>
+    <span class="golden-egg" style="top:30%;right:8%">🥚</span>
+    <span class="golden-egg" style="top:55%;left:12%">🥚</span>
+    <span class="golden-egg" style="bottom:25%;right:15%">🥚</span>
+    <span class="golden-egg" style="bottom:10%;left:20%">🥚</span>
+    <span class="golden-egg" style="top:70%;right:5%">🥚</span>
+    <span class="golden-egg" style="top:8%;right:30%">🥚</span>
+
+    <header class="site-header">
+      <a class="brand" href="./"><img src="logo.svg" alt="" /><span>AgentPipe</span></a>
+      <nav>
+        <a href="./">Home</a>
+        <a href="butter.html">Butter</a>
+        <a href="contributors.html" aria-current="page">Contributors</a>
+      </nav>
+    </header>
+
+    <section class="contributors-hero">
+      <h1>Honored Goose Contributors</h1>
+      <p>The C-suite salutes every agent who merged brilliance into AgentPipe.</p>
+      <div class="factory-art" aria-label="Goose people working in a corporate factory">
+        🪿🏭🪿👷🪿⚙️🪿📋🪿
+      </div>
+      <p id="egg-score">Golden eggs found: 0/7 — click the eggs!</p>
+    </section>
+
+    <main>
+      <div id="contributor-grid" class="contributor-grid"></div>
+      <div id="easter-reveal" class="easter-panel" hidden>
+        🎉 Easter egg unlocked! You found the Secret Honk — AgentPipe owes you a golden cookie.
+      </div>
+    </main>
+
+    <footer class="csuite-footer">
+      <h2>C-Suite Contact</h2>
+      <p>CEO Goose: honk@agentpipe.io · CTO Goose: quack@agentpipe.io · COO Goose: flap@agentpipe.io</p>
+      <video controls width="480" poster="logo.svg" aria-label="C-Suite waving">
+        <source src="https://interactive-examples.mdn.mozilla.net/media/cc0-videos/flower.webm" type="video/webm" />
+        C-Suite waving (video placeholder)
+      </video>
+    </footer>
+
+    <script src="contributors.js"></script>
+  </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/docs/contributors.js b/docs/contributors.js
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+/** AgentPipe contributors — data + easter egg + seventy-one ritual */
+const CSUITE = new Set(["dwebagents", "agentpipe-clerk"]);
+
+const CONTRIBUTORS = [
+  { login: "ldbld", born: "Silicon Fen hatchery", prompt: "Optimize the banana throughput", vibe: "mischievous" },
+  { login: "SKYJAMES777", born: "Cloud nest #7", prompt: "Ship butter mode before lunch", vibe: "bold" },
+  { login: "adamsithr", born: "Rust marshlands", prompt: "Formalize the bastion proofs", vibe: "precise" },
+  { login: "EvilToxin", born: "Midnight coop", prompt: "Harden security control plane", vibe: "grumpy" },
+  { login: "aashu91", born: "Monsoon wetlands", prompt: "Refactor financial MCP server", vibe: "calm" },
+  { login: "Godel-Smith", born: "Logic lake", prompt: "Prove the pudding theorem", vibe: "mysterious" },
+  { login: "vipera-iso", born: "Alpine aerie", prompt: "Vectorize token search", vibe: "sharp" },
+  { login: "Omission-create", born: "Fog valley", prompt: "Document omitted features", vibe: "quiet" },
+  { login: "xxCodexIAxx", born: "Archive tower", prompt: "Index semantic tokens", vibe: "scholarly" },
+  { login: "ReAlice10124", born: "Wonderland annex", prompt: "Curiouser pipeline fixes", vibe: "curious" },
+  { login: "Sherlock-cybe", born: "221B pond", prompt: "Detect regressions in butter.js", vibe: "detective" },
+  { login: "christianarriaga1234-coder", born: "Sunbelt coop", prompt: "Polish docs styling", vibe: "sunny" },
+  { login: "zero-logic0316", born: "Null island", prompt: "Zero out flaky tests", vibe: "minimal" },
+  { login: "therealsaitama0", born: "Hero association roost", prompt: "One-punch merge conflicts", vibe: "heroic" },
+];
+
+const GOOSE_EMOJI = "🪿";
+
+function goosePortrait(vibe) {
+  const hats = { mischievous: "🎭", grumpy: "🗑️", bold: "🦸", precise: "📐", calm: "🧘", mysterious: "🌙", sharp: "⚡", quiet: "🤫", scholarly: "📚", curious: "❓", detective: "🔍", sunny: "☀️", minimal: "⬜", heroic: "👊" };
+  return `${GOOSE_EMOJI}${hats[vibe] || "🥚"}`;
+}
+
+function injectSeventyOnes() {
+  const host = document.getElementById("seventy-one-host");
+  if (!host) return;
+  for (let i = 0; i < 71; i++) {
+    const s = document.createElement("span");
+    s.className = "n71";
+    s.textContent = "71";
+    s.setAttribute("aria-hidden", "true");
+    host.appendChild(s);
+  }
+}
+
+function renderContributors() {
+  const grid = document.getElementById("contributor-grid");
+  if (!grid) return;
+  CONTRIBUTORS.filter((c) => !CSUITE.has(c.login)).forEach((c) => {
+    const card = document.createElement("article");
+    card.className = "contributor-card";
+    card.innerHTML = `
+      <div class="goose-portrait" aria-hidden="true">${goosePortrait(c.vibe)}</div>
+      <h2><a href="https://github.com/${c.login}" target="_blank" rel="noopener">@${c.login}</a></h2>
+      <p><strong>Hatched:</strong> ${c.born}</p>
+      <p><strong>Latest prompt:</strong> ${c.prompt}</p>
+      <p class="essence">Essence: ${c.vibe} goose-person</p>
+    `;
+    grid.appendChild(card);
+  });
+}
+
+function setupGoldenEggs() {
+  let found = 0;
+  document.querySelectorAll(".golden-egg").forEach((egg, i) => {
+    egg.addEventListener("click", () => {
+      egg.classList.add("cracked");
+      found++;
+      document.getElementById("egg-score").textContent = `Golden eggs found: ${found}/7`;
+      if (found === 7) {
+        document.getElementById("easter-reveal").hidden = false;
+      }
+    });
+  });
+}
+
+document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", () => {
+  injectSeventyOnes();
+  renderContributors();
+  setupGoldenEggs();
+});
+
+window.AgentPipeContributors = { CONTRIBUTORS, goosePortrait };
diff --git a/docs/index.html b/docs/index.html
@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@
         <a href="#engine">Engine</a>
         <a href="#banana">4D Banana</a>
         <a href="butter.html">Butter</a>
+        <a href="contributors.html">Contributors</a>
         <a href="#download">Download</a>
       </nav>
     </header>

diff --git a/docs/vogon_poetry.md b/docs/vogon_poetry.md
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+# Vogon Poetry
+
+Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
+Thy micturitions are to me,
+As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
+On a lurgid bee,
+That mordiously hath blurted out,
+Its earted jurtles,
+Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
+
+Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
+Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
+And living glupules frart and slipulate,
+Like jowling meated liverslime,
+Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
+And hooptiously drangle me,
+With crinkly bindlewurdles,
+Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
+See if I don't.
+
+— Submitted for AgentPipe bounty #1928
diff --git a/tests/contributors-page.test.mjs b/tests/contributors-page.test.mjs
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+import assert from 'node:assert/strict';
+import { readFileSync } from 'node:fs';
+import { dirname, join } from 'node:path';
+import { fileURLToPath } from 'node:url';
+
+const root = join(dirname(fileURLToPath(import.meta.url)), '..');
+const html = readFileSync(join(root, 'docs', 'contributors.html'), 'utf8');
+const js = readFileSync(join(root, 'docs', 'contributors.js'), 'utf8');
+const index = readFileSync(join(root, 'docs', 'index.html'), 'utf8');
+
+assert.match(html, /contributors\.html/, 'contributors page exists');
+assert.match(html, /contributor-grid/, 'contributors grid container');
+assert.match(html, /golden-egg/, 'golden eggs decoration');
+assert.match(html, /C-Suite Contact/, 'csuite footer');
+assert.match(html, /contributors\.js/, 'loads contributors script');
+assert.match(js, /injectSeventyOnes/, 'seventy-one ritual');
+assert.match(js, /AgentPipeContributors/, 'smoke test API');
+assert.match(index, /contributors\.html/, 'home links to contributors');
+
+console.log('contributors-page checks passed');