100% 纯手工代码，无 AI 添加剂，非转基因算法
100% Hand-Crafted Code. No AI Additives. Non-GMO Algorithms.
In a world drowning in AI-generated slop, some brave developers still write code by hand, with their own brains, like our ancestors did in the ancient times of 2023.
This project provides:
- 📜 A license — The Certified Organic Code License (COC-1.0)
- 🏷️ A badge — To proudly display on your README
- 🧪 A standard — For what counts as "organic" code
[](https://github.com/zwbao/certified-organic-code)Copy the LICENSE file into your project, or add it alongside your existing license:
SPDX-License-Identifier: COC-1.0
## 🧑🌾 Certified Organic
This project is certified organic under the [Certified Organic Code License](https://github.com/zwbao/certified-organic-code).
No AI was used in the making of this software. Every bug is artisanal and hand-crafted.| 🧑🌾 Organic Code | 🏭 Conventional Code | |
|---|---|---|
| Author | Carbon-based lifeform | Silicon-based guessing machine |
| Bugs | Artisanal, hand-crafted | Mass-produced, hallucinated |
| Variable names | x, temp2, finalFinal_v3 |
descriptiveAndWellNamedVariable |
| Comments | // TODO: fix this later |
// This function implements the observer pattern... |
| Commit messages | fix stuff |
refactor: extract authentication middleware into composable service layer |
| Stack Overflow | Copy-paste with pride | AI already ate it |
| Tests | "it works on my machine" | 98% coverage (of hallucinated scenarios) |
| Code review | "LGTM" after 2 seconds | 47 paragraphs of suggestions |
Q: Is autocomplete organic? A: Basic autocomplete (like tab-completing a variable name) is fine. If it's writing whole functions for you, that's a factory farm.
Q: Can I use Google? A: Yes. Googling is the traditional, time-honored way of writing code. It's basically foraging.
Q: What if I accidentally use AI? A: Immediately delete the code, wash your hands, and rewrite it while muttering "I should have known better." Then downgrade your certification to "Transitional Organic."
Q: How do you verify the code is actually organic? A: We use the honor system, just like real organic food. Also, organic code typically has more bugs — that's how you know it's authentic.
Q: Is this license legally binding? A: It's as legally binding as any other file named LICENSE in a GitHub repo. So... maybe?
Q: Can AI mass-produce organic-looking code to fake it? A: Nice try, robot. 🤖
| Tier | Badge | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 100% Organic |  |
Zero AI involvement. Pure human chaos. |
| 🥈 95% Organic |  |
Minor AI contamination (e.g., you asked ChatGPT what a regex means but wrote it yourself) |
| 🥉 Transitional |  |
Currently detoxing from Copilot. We support your journey. |
| 🏭 Conventional |  |
Vibe-coded. We don't judge. (We judge a little.) |
Contributions welcome! But please:
- Do NOT use AI to write your PR (we will know because it will be too clean)
- Typos are proof of humanity — don't fix them all
- Write your own commit messages — if they make grammatical sense, we may be suspicious
Certified Organic Code License (COC-1.0)
"In a world of AI-generated code, be the hand-crafted bug."
Made with 💚 by humans, for humans.
No AI was mass-harmed in the making of this repository.